moon jug

A large mug of blue moon beer served by a busty beautiful barmaid or bartender

"Damn look at her....that's all the reason I need to order moon juggs all night"

by The___LB____ October 7, 2020

Snow Moon

When there is a white ring around the moon. When you see this, snow is coming soon

Dude, look outside there’s a snow moon

by MountainMan420 December 13, 2021

ninja moon

When the moon hides half its face like a ninja.

Jenna: Are you ready for the ninja moon tonight?
Niki: Yessssssss.

by ninj&ninj February 26, 2011

green moon

never. if something happens during a green moon it doesn’t happen ever.

“When will you clean this mess of a room!?”

“Next green moon.”

by iWillMakeFunnyDefinitions April 23, 2020

Moon

Earth's natural satellite that has great importance for us, also known as "Luna."
It has a tendency to look very beautiful on the nightsky, but you're probably too busy wasting your time with worthless worldly things that our lustful and stupid society says is nice to notice the beauty of the nightsky. I mean, this is probably the only kind of people that come here (there's few exceptions, like me).

Contrary to what the idiots of this site say, it has nothing to do with the buttocks or acts involving them.

Me: The Moon looks so beautiful tonight...

Jerk: I'm gonna get drunk and get some girls, see you later
(It hurts to have to type this).

Me: ... Life would be better if people like you didn't exist.

by Queen of Swords February 12, 2017

mia moon

Banana slices topped with peanut butter and jelly, each spread separately, then stacked together to form a sandwich and eaten.

She asked her mom to make her a mia moon on a plate for a snack.

by AubreyCa February 24, 2025

moon landing

I have belonged to gyms in numerous cities and states. One thing is always constant, no matter how many people are in the locker room, EVEN IF IT'S ONLY ONE OTHER PERSON, they have always picked the locker next to yours. So you have to dance around the changing bench and pull your clothes from your locker while looking as the butt of another guy you don't know. I have asked guys at so many different guys and no one has ever coined a phrase for this very common situation. Hence Moon Landing!

Blake was using the next locker to me, and we found ourselves doing a moon landing when we were changing.

by Derbykid December 19, 2021