Shark-Nosing

The reaction to someone saying something dumb as hell

I'm Shark-Nosing at what Garrett did

by sharknoser December 28, 2020

Canadian nose job

1) When your nose gets broken while playing hockey.

2) Euphemism for rough sexual encounter with a Canadian

1, 2) I should have given him 2 minutes in the penalty box for the Canadian nose job he gave me.

by Oxford Hood December 17, 2018

Nose Jibb

Tobacco for your nose. such as "Gawith Apricot Snuff"

Damn son im all out of jibb. its fine dude i got some nose jibb.

by D-Magic of BakersvilleNC November 12, 2009

Pinocchio’s Nose

Another word for erection, boner.

The slang means that when your penis rises and gets hard. It simulates the nose of Pinocchio growing whenever he lies.

When Frank saw that sexy college girl, he got a Pinocchio’s Nose.

Frank: look at the chick

Guy 2: she’s hot

Frank: I think I’m getting a Pinocchio’s Nose…

Guy 2: me too!

by LegoEggo_Fire2431 October 7, 2022

squirrel nose

A powerful, vicious and all consuming itch that paralyizes one's ability to act human and behave like a squirrel for a brief moment to conquer all that is evil inside of their nasal cavity.

Kayta, you're getting squirrel nose again, drink some milk.

by Lefucktard January 21, 2016

Nebraskan Nose Dive

When a vehicle has a lift on the back only. A reverse squat. More popular among short people who can’t see out of the windshield, but want to look like a douchebag.

Jackson is a new level of redneck. He said he would Nebraskan Nose Dive his truck, but I didn’t think he’d actually do it

by iSmackFatKidz March 28, 2022

nose bang

a nose bang is when a man or woman shoves his or hers anus or vagina. this is a used method to cause an orgasm.

man: ey girl!
woman: wot?
man: wanna get nose banged?
woman: fuk yea
*splooshch*
woman: aaaaaaaa!

by nose bang February 6, 2018