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a person called noah that is over two ton
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Noah Yoshimoto

The one and only Hawaii-only failure of a celebrity. He's extremely well known for his trashy slurs such as "Fuck you, you skrub," or "God fucking damn it, I'm gonna go kms after this show. See you guys later." He's the edgelord of the fallen celebrities. He was very experimental, and tried to combine country, Hawaiian, rap, and death metal together in his music. He had a very squeaky voice that sounds like he hasn't gone through puberty yet, but the instrumentals were pretty cool.

His first album, "Asia Boi" featuring the song "Kim Jong Un Our Savior". It didn't do so well, and it received plenty of criticism from local newspapers such as The Weekly Islands. The writer, Lauren Miyazaki, questioned Yoshimoto's thought process when he was writing the lyrics. She stated in her article, "I know that there are many young and talented individuals out there how can sing and dance, but has this dumbass ever listened to his own voice?"

Yoshimoto's career was short lived, and lasted only for a year. After that, he became homeless and is now begging for change so that he can smoke marijuana. His fans were suspecting that Yoshimoto was a spy from North Korea, so he announced his retirement on April 13, 2016.

TL;DR Noah Yoshimoto was a failure of a musician.
Noah Yoshimoto was the the edgiest of edgelords.
by BoyIDontLikeYou November 26, 2016
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Noah

People named noah are the sexiest people alive. They pull baddies and get head everday.
Noah is noah.
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Noah:)

The most perfect and beautiful boy in the world, the boy that makes me smile daily, and the boy that I love very much, he’s typically quiet, but when he’s around me he’s the most amazing person in the world, he’s the most loveable person in the world
Noah:) is the most loveable person in the world
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Noah Stowe

An amazing guy who is caring and tries to cheer people up very attractive and romantic also very smart and ahead which can be sportsy and geeky like a nerd but in a good way
I need some sports statistics I'll just go ask Noah Stowe
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Noah

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Noah

Noah. Dieser Name bedeutet mir so viel. Weil dieser Noah den ich kenne die beste Person auf Erden ist. Er ist der beste Freund den man sich nur wünschen kann. Er ist immer für dich da. Und er macht alles 10 mal lustiger. Deswegen würde ich alles stehen und liegen lassen um diesem Idioten zu helfen. Was soll ich noch mehr sagen. Es gibt nicht mehr. Den diese Person ist einfach unbeschreiblich.

Ah eine Sache gibt es noch. Er singt die BESTEN Riff offs
Omg is da Noah... der is sooo cool ich wäre gern wie er.
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