The Moronification of Singapore Math

The process of making the Singapore math curriculum, or part of it, accessible to all dummies and idiots, especially among those who have an irrational fear of the bar model method, which is the soul and heart of Singapore’s elementary school mathematics.

Mathepreneurs leverage on the moronification of Singapore math to help raise the quantitative literacy of millions of math-anxious or mathophobic students and their parents worldwide, who have since become better and more confident problem solvers.

by Numerati April 8, 2025

The Uberization of Singapore Math

When students, teachers, and homeschoolers could access affordable or quasi-free quality grades K–12 math resources based on the math curriculum from the “fine” city of Singapore, by bypassing traditional channels of distribution or mercenary middlepersons.

Thanks to print on demand (POD), the Uberization of Singapore math has significantly leveled the playing field for self-published authors and small publishers, as they needn’t rent a warehouse to store their books and rely on cut-throat distributors and bookstores to sell their titles.

by Numerati June 17, 2025

The Grobalization of Singapore Math

When both local and foreign math publishers in Singapore—with the backing of government-linked businesses or organizations, and positive feedback from thousands of homeschoolers overseas—aim to influence or impose their ways of teaching and learning elementary school math around the world—they desire to grow in power and profits to an eager global audience that is keen to emulate Singapore’s math success at home.

Just as the principles of McDonaldization has been applied to the church and religion, mathepreneurs aren’t shy to apply the grobalization of Singapore math to colonize math education around the globe.

by Numerati June 21, 2025

Oh dear math

Basically 'Oh dear god!'
But for algebraliens. Or if you like using math and aren't that religious. Or just don't like using god.

'Oh dear math, not Nine again! He's soo annoying!'

by termina11yCapricious July 27, 2025

Circle of Math

If the circle of life was how you can't make a simple equation super hard using calculous, it all connects via the circle of math

Look how needlessly complicated this equation is! That's the circle of math.

by Marett's Definitions Writer August 13, 2025

PinSin Theory Mathematical Formula

The mathematical explanation and formula to proving the PinSin Theory:

E = (S-P) x Y

E = (S-P) x Y is the official formula for the PinSin Theory Mathematical Formula, and can be used to calculate the particles.

by Mr TM. November 13, 2025

Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E

Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E means that you pee wherever you want, take more cold showers, go to gym and get buffer and buffer, date and get a girlfriend the THICCer the better, and live like a rat. Then math doesn't exist so what matters is balls, not math. Then battling to be the big E E.

Tony: *pees in basements and outside.

Tony: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E!

by GreenHexagon October 10, 2024