Magnus Manning

Somebody who is desperate and a good little girl
Also someone who notices the little things in life yet is extremely un aware of social cues

Omg your so "Magnus"
Magnus manning be like

by Josh Osborne November 2, 2025

The Morningtown Milkmaid

The act of sneaking into the mothers nursing room at your place of employment to enjoy a “private milking” using the breast pumps.

I was feeling a little fruity at work one morning so I hooked my genitals up to the breast pumps and milked myself dry. The experience of The Morningtown Milkmaid includes the use of 4 suction cups. One on each gonad, one on the snorkel and one delicately attached to the sphincter. This is not to be confused with the “Jersey Jerk” which only utilises one pump.

by Lord Barrington Smythe the 1st November 17, 2025

Arch manning standing on business against Sam Houston

When you celebrate something really small and minimal. Form of sarcasm.

Nora made a C on her essay!!! Yesss it’s like Arch Manning Standing on Business Against Sam Houston!!

by Labubu67mafi November 28, 2025

charlie morningstar and the chocolate factory

a mix of a show and a movie

do you want to watch charlie morningstar and the chocolate factory?

by dylanjz2013 December 2, 2025

not a morning person

Tends to be grouchy.

Lori is not a morning person, call back after noon.

by Creoleshag September 14, 2016

Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.

I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.

by SpringFellows May 26, 2016

Cindy In The Morning

Bringer of no sleep, sadness, pledges, and announcements

Man, i almost fell alseep in class my cindy in the morning was so loud she woke me up

by ScreamingBeeans April 23, 2018