Porch Monkey

Someone who just sits on the porch all day talking smack. Usually referred to someone black.

Jose Rojas does nothing but play xbox and is an EXTREME Porch Monkey!!!!

by BeastPerson July 20, 2012

Monkeys on Film

The correct exclamation in a match of Mario Kart 64 in which you are Donkey Kong and you are doing really well in the middle of the race.

"OH! 2nd place star! Monkeys on Film!"

by Scripple021 May 6, 2004

tip monkey

1/ Someone who rumages around a refuse site selecting uneaten food, silver things, and old tyres for re-use around their caravan.

2/ A council worker ensuring the smooth running of the local refuse site.

1/ Look that tip-monkey has just run off with the tin-foil tray from last nights chinese.

2/ What do you mean I need a permit to dump asbestos here? You're just a jumped up tip monkey.

by Kuthula June 8, 2004

what the monkey

An expression of shock pioneered in West Sussex churches as a way to avoid swearing when surprised. Has now spread and is a general phrase used when shocked. Can be shortened for instant messaging to WTM.

"Johnny, I'm pregnant."
"What the monkey!?"

by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004

till monkey

A retail/service employee that mans the tills!

a till monkey is customer fodder, you place them at the front of the counter awaiting the slaughter!! they know nothing and have trouble spelling their own names!
they are expendable! :P

"till monkey Joe of MacDonalds"

he gets your order wrong, after spitting in it anyway! and short changes you for the pleasure!

by kenny Chin March 4, 2004

Monkey Squad

A bunch of rejects that haven't made it pass grade 3 that go around "menacing" and doxing and swatting people.

'did you hear about monkey squad raiding that kids house?'

by hgs fr drgs March 3, 2022

monkey shit

When a person has a painful and often long shitting experience where they hold on to the front of the toilet bowl and prop their feet against the stall door or walls.

"Oooh that Taco Bell is really going through me, I'll be back gotta go take a monkey shit."

by Sotam April 20, 2009