Mike life is good, life is bad, life brings you smiles, he causes clinical depression, He'll make you hard, He'll make you chemically castrated and limp like a dead fish... If your life is going somewhere, but you don't just know where.... You are having the Mike Life.
I just banged 2 girls at once, I'm having The Mike Life :) , or I just banged two girls and one turned out to be a transformer, I'm having The Mike Life :(
by BroSchool January 9, 2024

Mike - short for gambling addict
The type of person to win the grand jackpot on a pokies machine and then lose it all on a $1.36 Greyhound.
The type of person to win the grand jackpot on a pokies machine and then lose it all on a $1.36 Greyhound.
by Pissplay November 22, 2022

by Fuididjd September 21, 2019

An AMAZING band! From Cardiff, they auditioned on Britain's Got Talent but the judges didn't recognise true talent, so they didn't win :( They consist of Owen Sheppard Vocals, Michael Rudge Keys/Electronics,Olly Howells Keys/Electronics,Matthew Birch Bass Guitar and Luke Welsby Drums
Person 1: OMG Did you hear that amazing song, Turn off the lights?
Person 2: Yeah by Mike Fantastic! They truly are fantastic.
Person 2: Yeah by Mike Fantastic! They truly are fantastic.
by Sophadley July 26, 2010

Being a really fucking ugly dude with a bad personality that still gets to pull hella girls for whatever reason...Just a horny ass kid
by DIOMADNESS December 14, 2021

by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020
