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Mike Life

Mike life is good, life is bad, life brings you smiles, he causes clinical depression, He'll make you hard, He'll make you chemically castrated and limp like a dead fish... If your life is going somewhere, but you don't just know where.... You are having the Mike Life.
I just banged 2 girls at once, I'm having The Mike Life :) , or I just banged two girls and one turned out to be a transformer, I'm having The Mike Life :(
by BroSchool January 9, 2024
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Mike

Mike - short for gambling addict

The type of person to win the grand jackpot on a pokies machine and then lose it all on a $1.36 Greyhound.
He's such a Mike.

Ive never met a true Mike like him before. We need to get him help
by Pissplay November 22, 2022
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Mike

Has no friends is gay af and always wears a cat shirt. Also gets fingered by his mom
Damn that kids is such a mike
by Fuididjd September 21, 2019
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Mike Fantastic

An AMAZING band! From Cardiff, they auditioned on Britain's Got Talent but the judges didn't recognise true talent, so they didn't win :( They consist of Owen Sheppard Vocals, Michael Rudge Keys/Electronics,Olly Howells Keys/Electronics,Matthew Birch Bass Guitar and Luke Welsby Drums
Person 1: OMG Did you hear that amazing song, Turn off the lights?
Person 2: Yeah by Mike Fantastic! They truly are fantastic.
by Sophadley July 26, 2010
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MIKE

Being a really fucking ugly dude with a bad personality that still gets to pull hella girls for whatever reason...Just a horny ass kid
Clara: Dikka he’s such a mike!
Dio: Yeah dude that’s fucking embarrassing!
by DIOMADNESS December 14, 2021
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Mike Done

Expressing disbelief at the actions of someone named Michael.
What horrible thing has Mike Done now?!
by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020
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