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mike sans

Man with a large penis who gets all the soccer moms
by Mike sans October 30, 2017
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Loose Melons Mike

A guy who’s just really loose with his melons
Damn dude! You’re really being a loose melons Mike with that bag!!
by RealioBealio August 22, 2024
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mike

"mike" ist eine Minute
A: "Kommst du on ?"
B: "Gib mir 10 mike."
by pnx leader July 12, 2020
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Mike

mikes love gay narwhals and pizza
mike: hey
by THE toru May 18, 2021
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Mike Nelson

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: armed career criminal, but for DWIs
I tried to help my friend get his license back, however, I’m afraid he is a total Mike Nelson about it.

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: The DWIs version of an armed career criminal
by Blondes Have More Fun ;) July 3, 2023
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Mike Pence

Mother approved of this urban dictionary post. Only as long as it isn't read by women other than Karen Pence (mother's approved choice of wife), because that would constitute a devilish sin.
Mike Pence asked mother for permission to eat a single cookie and drink a glass of warm milk. Mother approved.
by turdsandwichapprovedbymother November 16, 2022
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mike trevitt

The man of many hats and has comman sense
Mike trevitt is a man of many hats
by Źzzzzzzzz April 20, 2022
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