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Left lip

“left lip” is a euphemism for the left labia (outer or inner lip) of the vulva.

It's slang used for laughs or satire, not anatomy education.
> “Guys after rubbing the left lip for 15 minutes straight:
‘Yeah you like that?’”
insert clown emoji
by GreenFox609 May 25, 2025
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leftover woman

a woman that is a rancid diseased perverted evil con-artist thus unmarriable which is all easily recognizable by the fact she is neither married nor engaged to be married by age 25
If 90% of women become leftover women thus unmarriable, that leaves 90% of men unmarried as well which will spell the collapse of civilization. It is not men's duty nor burden to marry a rancid diseased perverted evil con-artist also known as a leftover woman.
by Objective-Reason Daddy May 25, 2025
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Left Eye Mafia

Left eye mafia is a name for the exclusive club of people with a scar on or around their left eye
Did you hear mason got in a car accident?

Yea, but it wasn't too bad. He only got hurt on the left side of his face and will have a scar.

Yo he's left eye mafia now!
by JackinNOLM June 7, 2025
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Left aorta

It is located on your body in a spot that I am pointing at that we all know where it is

It’s purpose is to make Rhea mad
Ouch my left aorta hurts so bad. Stfu Rhea.
by Nb44$ June 15, 2025
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Lefteroni

Jerking off with a male reproductive organ with a non-dominant hand, generally the left hand. Similar to a handjeroni but with the other hand.
"I told my girlfriend we needed to spice up our sex life, so she he gave me a lefteroni"
by B Squad Cop July 1, 2025
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Left Lane Larry

A chronically unaware driver who sets up shop in the left lane of any major Florida highway, treating it less like a passing lane and more like a reserved cruise control runway. Left Lane Larry doesn’t discriminate—he might be a local with a “Salt Life” decal and a sunburned arm out the window, or a snowbird tourist in a rented Altima with both hands on the wheel and a wide-brimmed hat still on indoors.

Larry isn’t actively malicious—just militantly oblivious. He ignores flashing lights, honking horns, and the visible rage boiling in his rearview mirror. But try to pass him, and suddenly he becomes offended. He’ll match your speed just enough to box you in, like it’s a personal insult that you dared attempt efficiency.

He’s the kind of guy who would quote the speed limit like scripture while doing 63 in a 70 and holding back a convoy of 17 vehicles. The moment you go around, he speeds up—not to pass anyone, just to punish you for trying.

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Common Traits:

Drives a base-model vehicle: Camry, Impala, Altima, or a beige Buick with zero visible dents (but plenty of emotional ones)

Has a college parking decal that expired in 2013

Uses cruise control as a personality trait

Turn signal is optional (and usually left on for several counties)

May sport bumper stickers like:

“I brake for butterflies”

“My other car is a prayer”

Or ironically: “Keep Right Except to Pass”

Windows always up. Volume always low. Seat leaned forward like he's landing a plane.
Cop: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
Left Lane Larry: I was doing the speed limit.
Cop: In the passing lane. For 14 exits. With no one in front of you.
Left Lane Larry: I was setting the pace.
by Pary Moppins July 10, 2025
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Leftover Spaghetti

by THISHANDLEISALREADYINUSE? August 9, 2025
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