july 40th

A day that doesn't exist.

Hey! Isn't your sister's birthday July 40th ?
I don't have a sister. Oh, makes sense

by Maraaaaaa December 1, 2020

July 13, 2007

Friday the thirteenth 2007
The day the horror film Captivity was Released

Twas the 13th of July a legend was born
This man born on July 13, 2007 was a beast and he was a mighty warrior who could face anyone

by Commander Ivan October 5, 2023

July 31st

July 31st is known across the globe as "National Eat Your Own Shit Day". It is expected and celebrated for people to consume their own fecal matter on live television, or post videos on social media.

Hey Paul, are you participating in this year's July 31st? I hear Janice from the office is, and I'm excited to watch!

by CalenderMan July 30, 2024

July

The full month of July is Christan Pride Month. It is for Christans to celebrate their belief. 2021 is the first year Christans will celebrate it.

Priest talking to the congregation: Remember now July is Christan Pride month

by ChristanLoveXoXo June 29, 2021

Julie

boring.

Everyone at the party- (doesn’t even mention her she’s that irrelevant)
Sam-“ ugh what is she doing, she’s such a Julie”

by Cumslut2000 November 22, 2021

July 18th

National bully retarded friend day

Hey Colby its July 18th fuck you

by Konikl March 13, 2021

July

July. in my eyes the definition of perfection, love, warm heartedness, and everything amazing.

Who’s that?
That’s July<3

by anonymous September 12, 2022