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Did you win your game? No I pulled a Jordan and missed a game winning shot(Jordan has a lower clutch% than LeBron)
by Dixie Normas 69420 August 6, 2021
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The Jordan Treatment

The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.
Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."
by not izaak February 17, 2022
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Jordan

A salty fatherless bozo who needs to stop simping and touch grass
L+ratio+felloff+Jordan
by Yakky69 March 3, 2022
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Jordan

Jordan is the most sweetest girl you'll ever lay eyes on. She has a big heart and can be super clingy. She can get jealous if you don't give her the attention she's giving you. She has a freaky side but doesn't want to show it most the time. She can get super attached to any guy. She can act incredibly shy around guys, she also never wants to start drama and tries to make the best relationship with people she enjoys being around the most.
"Yooo whos that chick!? she so fine"
"oh thats jordan"
by yeaarmpits March 5, 2022
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Cade Jordan

Really cool guy with good morals. Loves his sophomores from time to time and will do anything to meet his lover.
Who is that with my sister? Of course it's Cade Jordan!
by notmyname13 March 7, 2022
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Jordan

A chill, funny guy that’s super short
Look there’s Jordan”
“Where?”
Down there
by Hsjshhs August 8, 2021
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Jordan

This guy is a total bad ass. He does not wait the alloted 30 minutes to swim.
Jordan dangerous pussy. That's right his middle name is dangerous.
by Artcrimes August 10, 2021
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