Don’t Salt My Jam

A playful way of saying “Don’t negatively impact something I enjoy”
I.E: Don’t ruin my vibe/ don’t burst my bubble

You’re having a good time, but your friend is unhappy because they’re not having as good a time as you. “Hey man, don’t salt my jam!”

by morallymorbid April 5, 2025

Jam

A German racist insufferable Fujoshi that still believes in aoe

Dude did you see what Jam drew for garctic phone? Why aren't they fucking banned yet??

by Satalballs December 4, 2023

clam jam

Menstrual blood that gloops out dark and thick

I was finger banging Wes’s mom at a swingers party and when I looked down at my hand I saw it was covered in her clam jam.

by Thom Walsh June 15, 2024

one hand jam

Masturbation,one handly Eagerly Pleasing yourself

He's been in there for awhile, he's probably doing the one hand jam.

by Emazingjrow February 1, 2018

Pearl Jammed

When you find out your friend, who loves Pearl Jam, likes when his wife jams a strand of fake pearls up his ass and yanks them out before entering him from behind with a dildo.

Last night Trudie Pearl Jammed me before hammering me with the Peony Push. It was so glorious.

by Scotty Nice February 6, 2021

Duff Jam

bullshit, lying, contempt, vindictive, self serving, me only servitude.

I will not put up with any of your duff jam

by RenegadeLacrosse November 8, 2019

Jam Job

To spread a jam or jelly on the nipple of breast of chest and to lick and suck it off. Silly sexual foreplay after breakfast in bed.

Breakfast in bed was delicious this morning, for desert how about a jam job.

by Gap41 July 5, 2025