Jacob

Funniest chavvy u will ever meet

Jacobs such a funny chavvi

by Jazzymcsnazzy January 22, 2018

Jacob

was gifted a lot of talents from God. A lot of girls like him but they just want a fake relationship so he keeps looking; you'll probably never catch him crying but he does; he mourn over a girl for more than 3 years and he will remember all of the relationships he had before; he tries a lot but girls just like playing with his heart; he doesn't know why he still tries sometimes; maybe because he's a Christian just trying to show others that he's not that terrible; they know they just don't care.

Jacob: Why did you want to go out then?
girl: go out? HA! in your dreams buddy! Hey everyone look at me! I'm ripping up someones love life! Lets see if we can make his heart smaller; lets see if he will except anyone after this!!!

by itsjustjacob May 16, 2025

Jacob

A boy with a fit dad bod and aids

person 1: did you see the aids on that kid
person 2: oh yeah that’s jacob

by 69ur_mum69 November 16, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is a bandwagon boy. He loves men and wants much attention. He talks to coach hours on end in hopes of getting to start cleanup

Jacob is mentally ill

by Ddndnd June 6, 2019

jacob sanger

Real Big Chinned guy. Has a big johnny and never has a full tank of gas. J cole enthusiast

John: Whats your personality like?
Goblin: Oh like a jacob sanger wannabe

by owenzachkortlops12334i4 November 28, 2023

Jacob

Big fat bootie ass made from semen and WAP

Arrrghhhh

OMG Jacob sucks dick do much

by Bitch 696969 April 11, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is amazing he is gorgeous and stunning when your dating him. but he will manipulate you and make you fall I love so he can hurt you even more when he ends it after he gets what he wants.
Everybody knows Jacob and almost everyone will warn you against him and they are right to do so.
Jacob is a misogynistic douche and a terrible kisser. NEVER DATE A JACOB.
Unless you have a death wish for your heart.

Person1: oh is that Jacob

Person2: yeah he’s a dick unless your dating him like stay away from that guy

by Juicyjennaj August 20, 2021