Viral mud butt diet

When you have a case of sickness and everything you have taken in or are taking in via mouth, evacuates itself out your ass in a watery, muddy consistncey for a lengthy period of time.

'After eating that seafood I had a serious case of the Viral mud butt diet!'

Or

'I knew the flu was going around, and it hit me hard with a case of the Viral mud butt diet.'

by nurse hotpants March 27, 2012

Mud-Flappin'

When you are having anal sex with a girl and you pull out and put it into her vagina.

Friend #1: I was have amazing anal sex with that filthy little filly Stacy and I pulled it out and put it deep in her bum, straight mud-flappin' bro.

Friend #2: Amazing, pure class.

by Timothy0Peden September 16, 2021

Mud shower

When you get a group of people and deficate on them like a shower or rain

I just had a huge mud shower

by Munt maxer February 12, 2024

pull the hippo out of the mud

when at a restaurant with a group of friends, you have to pay the entire bill for everyone that's part of your party

it`s hard work to pull the hippo out of the mud, especially when you are on a shoe-string budget

by Sexydimma April 28, 2015

Mud-duck

A cocktail of bourbon, coke, and baileys Irish cream. Served over ice. It curdles when mixed, but tastes of rootbeer.

I had too many mud-ducks last night. Woke up with a nasty fucking hangover!

by Effingeffer May 23, 2018

Mud cricket

A female who enjoys white claws only slightly more than giving blow Jon’s to ransoms guys driving their fathers truck. Often found in the Hogwaller mud holes just outside of Palatka fl. Can be identified by the rubber boots and push up bikini top she wears. Also frequently screams “yeet yeet” for absolutely no reason.

This mud cricket is covered in mud and wants to blow me and my buddy.

by Old drunk. June 25, 2021

Alabama Mud Slushee

While doing anal, your girls butthole is so full of shit, you drop chipped ice in it and furiously bang it, creating the infamous Alabama Mud Slushee.

Man, me and the old lady were doing butt stuff but she was full of shit. So, I dropped some chipped ice into her butthole and we mad an Alabama Mud Slushee. Aside from the stench, it was awesome.

by Headshok1962 March 13, 2025