phone beers

having pints at the pub by yourself whilst scrolling through social media or messaging friends online since they aren't there

the boys can't make the pub after work today so I might head down for a few phone beers

by slangslang April 4, 2021

good phone

Most i-phones, androids among other smart phones with up to date features fall under the category of "good phone".

Yo i got that good phone, so now i can take a pic, mess wit virtual reality, use the web like that chick charlotte. Excetera

by Joeyjuice610 May 12, 2016

Phone chemistry

When you have good chemistry over the phone (texting, calling, social media) but not necessarily in-person...

I have good phone chemistry with Alyssa....let's hope it's the same way in-person

by Abrafam dinkin April 19, 2023

Lone Shooter's Phone

Yeah, he was a tech guy or something, right? Some kind of engineer.

Hym "Can't get into the lone shooter's phone, huh? Welp... It's nail in the coffin or bust guys. Who's it going to be? I'm not going to submit to your God or whatever and I'm not going to prioritize women who aren't fucking me over me. So... What's it going to be? Pretty easy lay-up for either of you."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

little phone

The code word for little penis used in english class.

I have such a little phone compared to Olivias' big phone!

by Patrick star jr. April 22, 2016

Phone

A mind-control device. When used frequently it can destroy your eyes.

I played games on my phone until I resembled a goggle-eyed monster.

by CrazyGurl1589 May 26, 2021

Phone Hound

Someone who calls another person's phones (work, cell, etc..) sequentially when the person doesn't pick up straight away and then complains that they have been trying to reach the person for hours when it's often less than 3 minutes between calls (life threatening emergencies are not included).

Robert Hensel presented phone hounds in 2008 to refer to bill collectors who call incessantly.

That guy is a serious phone hound. He called all my phone contacts within 3 minutes while I was in a meeting. and complained that he can never reach me.

by Clousseau April 5, 2024