glassnews

A stupid retarded piece of shit

"You're such a glassnews retard"

by yupyupcool April 22, 2024

Glasswalling

Recognizing a particular personal alignment in a way that contributes to your isolation from other points of view nearby, that are not as joyous.

She was screaming at me in the parking lot so I glasswalled her and just kept walking to my car. Through glasswalling she could see me but could not get to me.

by Y Ro May 1, 2024

Glassing

Putting your penis in someone’s ear immediately after jizzing to give them a “wet Willy”

Barrett: “Yo bro I had two dudes glassing me last night

Ayden: “That’s sick dawg

by ABjohnsonfarts May 6, 2024

Glassing

Putting your penis in someone’s ear immediately after ejaculating to give them a “wet Willy”

John: Yo me and the gang were glassing Ayden yesterday

Joe: Yo that’s sick gang

by ABjohnsonfarts May 6, 2024

Glassing

Putting your Johnson in someone’s ear immediately after ejaculating to give them a “wet Willy”

John: Yo I just got done with some intense glassing

Tim: That’s awesome bro

by ABjohnsonfarts May 6, 2024

'Glasses Dylan'

a man with glasses but never wears them, creator of the gerlurkin method, and avid lean sipper.

yo! did yall see my new 'Glasses Dylan' style merch?!? LEAN madness!!

by EFUIPGHWefgib June 11, 2024

glasseration

The insertion of a glass rod in a urethra and then breaking the rod, lacerating your urethra

My friend had his ex give him glasseration. He will never forget her.

by anonymous January 23, 2025