Alabama French Drain

When a guy is going down on his sister and sticks his tongue up her ass

Billy Bob was going down on his sister, Debbie and gave her an Alabama French Drain. He came up with a black tongue!

by WhiteCollarPosse March 3, 2019

French Vanilla

A handjob in the bathroom of a OnRoute along the 401, usually costing about $3.00.

Stopped at the OnRoute near Belleville for a coffee and a french vanilla from my buddy Adam.

by 401Trucker March 11, 2019

french outcast

canadian

god i hate those french outcasts

by hitler_likes_to_paint December 15, 2018

French horn

The act of performing analingus on a woman while simultaneously digitally arousing her, specifically with the entire first.

Linda was well satisfied when Steve gave her a french horn. .

by Comicus January 3, 2019

French intersubjection

The conflation between the simple future tense and the present continuous tense in the French language.

(The functive (verbal) structure of the French language indicates that the future is already present).

In French intersubjection the phrase "am doing" has the same function as "will do" implying that will is a function rather than an action.

Ie. the future is extant (block time phenology).

by tomorrowtomorrow January 7, 2019

french domino

when urinates on another, causes that second person to also urinate

Hey Karl, my bed was drenched this morning, did we french domino last night?

by doubledesa January 13, 2019

Ass French Fry

1. Something you call a person, whose being annoying, irritating, and retarted.

2. When a person is being an ass and you need something to mean to call them back.

Why would you do that you fucking Ass French Fry .

by Hoovervillenigggaaa June 14, 2018