by Ehemmmmehem November 9, 2020
Get the Ethan Knight Tinglemug. ethan can be a wonderful guy at times. but once u get to know him hes the most bipolar manipulative person in the world. he messes with your feelings to the point where ur so lost and dont even know who you are anymore. he makes you attached to him and stay wity him, even though he drains you all the time. hes toxic and not loyal. though he may seem like he is, he isnt. so dont trust a guy named ethan, or date, trust me its not worth it😗
ethan is the typa guy to makeout with 10 girls in a night , fuck your bestfriend or something and try and come home to u and act like everythings all good
by Shordi August 29, 2022
Get the ethanmug. A person that has a level 100 gyat. He can pull any girl he wants. He attracts girls with his immense gyat and 22 inch penis. His penis is so big, once it hits you, you get knocked out. His huge ass is always clenched up and shaking like crazy.
He came inside me so much! He impregnated me and I know have a Ethan Jiang Jnr.🔥😏🍆🥵🥵
He is wayyy to hot.
He came inside me so much! He impregnated me and I know have a Ethan Jiang Jnr.🔥😏🍆🥵🥵
He is wayyy to hot.
by ETHAN JIANG FAN CLUB October 25, 2023
Get the ethan jiangmug. 
A whiny little bitch, who doesn't know the jack shit about anything, but jerking off. He is, and will die a virgin, and has a penis the size of a Lego piece. If you so much as touch an Ethan, he will scream at you in a furious rage, crying and accusing you in any way possible. When in the rage, they somehow manage to summon the strength to chuck full sized live horse. An Ethan weighs 300 pounds and never works out and only eats chick-fil-a. Either that, or at the age of 34 is only three feet tall, and weighs 90 pounds. He has also has found a way to suck his own dick, and does it all day, and lives in his parent's attic, because his other siblings have already occupied the basement. At least it's better than a cardboard box! An Ethan has an unbelievable collection of useless and pointless talents, such as playing video games, and identifying and type of part in a dollar bill. He is also extremely ugly, and smells worse than shit, and only has a couple teeth remaining in his head. He also has a head the size of a beach ball, but his face is as big as ping-pong ball.
by TheAnkleKicker December 15, 2017
Get the Ethanmug. the most amazing guy you could ever meet. such a kind person, a true gentleman. genuinely the best person ever, never fails to listen without judgment, comforting you with the kindest words ever. although he doesn't think so himself, such a smart and cool person. so funny and lighthearted - introverted at first but so amazing after you get to know him well. a great listener, smart person, nice smile, kind heart and a great person overall. if you ever get an ethan in your life, make sure to appreciate him as well as possible. people like these aren't common.
by dinkled June 15, 2023
Get the ethanmug. Person 1: he smells like a stinky demon today.
Person 2: holy shit he smells like fucking shit and eggs smoldering in hot trash
Person 1: oh boy, he must have a chronic case of Ethanitis.
Person 2: holy shit he smells like fucking shit and eggs smoldering in hot trash
Person 1: oh boy, he must have a chronic case of Ethanitis.
by Bobbyjizz09 May 3, 2022
Get the Ethanitismug.