Eat Glass

A term used by people to show what idiots and mongoloids do on their free-time.

"HEY DUD I NOW WAH TAH DOW!" -idiot
"WAH?" -mongoloid
"EAT GLASS!" -idiot
"YEAH!" -mongoloid

by tubajhon July 18, 2013

ass eating season

It's that type of season where you need to eat all the ass.

Dude 1"Dude it's that type of season." Dude 2 "What season". Dude 1 ass eating season

by Boi it's katilyn October 22, 2017

Cake and Eat it too

“I want my cake and eat it too/also”.

Cake is perishable, so if you have your cake, rejoice. Eat your cake, leaves nothing.

If, it isn’t gone already? Should someone else find it!

While the fantasy sounds good, it is fleeting.

But if you come close, remember; “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!”.

Cake and Eat it too

When a person mistakenly wishes and uses this to get both or all of what they want. When used negatively to express the impossibility is better usage.

by The Baker (Rolling in Dough) January 14, 2009

eating nachos on Wednesday

The ultimate act of gayness.

Steve ate nachos yesterday. Doesn't he know eating nachos on wednesday is the gayest thing you can do. I can already see the guys flocking to him.

by Carl Ystremenski February 18, 2008

Eat shit and die

This is used by Me to refer to Lyke Banks when he is talking shit

"Eat shit and go die Lyke"

by Steven Eadie January 25, 2005

go eat a weiner

1. To tell one one to screw off in a not so rude manner. 2. A rabdin suggestion when there is nothing to do.

1. Ron you been bugging me all day, go eat a weiner! 2. What is there to do? Ummmmmmmmm..........eat weiners.

by colin passy April 30, 2003

toss for eating crackers

beautiful babes are exceptions to the rule. Hot chicks do not get tossed out of bed for eating crackers and leaving crumbs.

Kim is so hot she won't get toss for eating crackers

by Astral Brownie September 28, 2006