Waddling Duck

A cocktail. Kettle One vodka + soda water + a splash of Rockstar energy drink and served with a lime.

Patron: Can I get a Waddling Duck?

Bartender: A mallard or a drake?

Patron: You pick.

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Phone duck

Someone Who Sits on the phone with you randomly quacking about total nothing-ness and usless information.

Andrew: "man i just got off the phone with her, Sheesh total phone duck."

Phone duck by Matrixhouse February 19, 2011

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As ducks make a repetitive quack sound, saying cunt repetitively makes a duck like noise. Usually used by young males in public to draw attention.

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That act of dosing an unsuspecting person with LSD, usually by spiking the person's drink.

We through a floating duck party for Dave, and now he's freaking out in the fetal position on the floor and will probably have to go to the hospital.

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A large turd that is uncomfortably peeking out of your bung hole

Bro I gotta find a bathroom, I got a peeking duck!

peeking duck by mrmeanor January 20, 2016

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A girl that you have on speed dial to suck your dick but don't fuck her at all. She just around when you want some head.

Last night I was in the mood to get some good as head so I called my suck duck over.

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The term Eat Duck is used by Marines. It means eat quickly! On the run and move on.

Drill instructors at MCRD always hollered lets go , lets go, lets go! Eat duck !! (Eat like a duck)

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