Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020

cool amongus balls dude

me

"Hey look at that guy! He's like a cool amongus balls dude!"

by Chubby_Squid February 7, 2022

lack dude

a dude who is lacking, doesn't have much, has no money is lame.. lack dudes are lazy and live like scrubs

John: what's up with Mike?
Ed: he don't do shit.. he's such a lack dude!
John: yeah, he can't take care of nothing... just sits on has ass and expects to freeload off everyone

by SonicR September 13, 2015

dude

just a chilll dude

Guy 1: hey dudeee
dude: sup dudeeee

by Spaoggers September 14, 2020

Dude

A form of slang usually spoken in the U.S. towards a friend or person. Typically used as a pronoun BUT if you ask Nick Jonas, it can be used as noun or an adverb or an adjective.

"In my whole career, all I wanted was acceptance from Kid Cudi. I don't care about nothing else! This dude saved my life."

-Travis Scott
"In my eyes, there's no one better than Stevie Wonder. He's a top dude." -Ed Sheeran

by Cat Rich July 14, 2019

Splenda Dude

A guy who puts on a fake "nice guy" façade; sweet on the outside, but Satan on the inside.

"Ugh! He just dumped me just like that! And he was nice to me and everything! What a Splenda Dude!"

by Aros22 April 27, 2016

dude

dude is a camels penis

“yo that camel has a big dude

by mummyshak October 9, 2021