by Sordina September 26, 2021

A personal map of how someone naturally thinks, learns, and processes the world—especially when it doesn’t line up with how schools, jobs, or society are structured. People with strong CAP awareness usually aren’t “broken”—they’re just running a different cognitive operating system that needs different inputs (like context, meaning, time, or rhythm) to function properly.
CAP (Cognitive Alignment Profile) You feel like you’re smart, but constantly out of sync with expectations. You’re not slow—you just need alignment.
by AppCha May 4, 2025

by Strangepathways July 11, 2021

her: babe can you send me $100 for me to get my nails done?
real nigga: bitch, fuck you think this is? it’s caps end of discussion.
real nigga: bitch, fuck you think this is? it’s caps end of discussion.
by goin crazy with it January 9, 2020

by lil beaner March 12, 2022

by Ballista .50 June 9, 2022

A way to announce or say that some one is lying, untruthful, false, dishonest, mendacious, perfidious, deceitful, deceiving, deceptive, duplicitous, dissimulating, dissembling, double-dealing, two-faced, Janus-faced, guileful, underhand, disingenuous, crooked, bent, sneaky, tricky, hollow-hearted, ect. Most of your best friends will likely say this to you.
Person 1: I have a loving, happy family which I enjoy hanging out with them. They love me and I love them.
Person 2: Hahaha CAP.
Person 2: Hahaha CAP.
by Come Drinker December 29, 2020
