A reverse cougar, when the younger woman spoils an older man the same way a cougar would spoil a younger man.
by anonymous November 21, 2020
Get the Candy Cubmug. by TILR16 March 17, 2022
Get the Tornado Candymug. The term "Alabama Candy Apple" is a sexual act which derives from when one cleans the hair from their sack then dips their testicles into a bowl of syrup made for candy apples. (Ingredients will be listed for optimal pleasure.) Once the sugary coat is well hardened around the sack, another person will attempt to eat all of the coating off of the gentile only using their teeth.
The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)
The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.
Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.
The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)
The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.
Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.
A: My wife wanted to try something a little "out there" in the bedroom.
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!
by Drankenstien January 22, 2025
Get the Alabama Candy Applemug. A type of candy that is black and white like licorice, black and white jelly beans, and black and white candy canes
by YuOfTheNight December 7, 2018
Get the Mob Candymug. -Attractive Male/Female Protagonist in a horror movie that frequently attracts the monster or monsters. Usually does not die immediately.
-Candy that eats people.
-Candy that eats people.
-That screaming chick has been running around on screen attracting every monster for the last 30 minutes. What a piece of monster candy!
-In Soviet Russia, Candy eats YOU!
-In Soviet Russia, Candy eats YOU!
by NotTheCandy December 17, 2012
Get the monster candymug. in genshin impact: a waifu/husbando character (usually a limited 5 star) that sits as a companion in your serenitea pot to look pretty, not to ever be leveled or built.
(general) gacha games: a character you'll never use, but pulled because they're hot.
(general) gacha games: a character you'll never use, but pulled because they're hot.
player 1: nah im not building eula, i just pulled cuz she's hot and i want her to redacted haha
player 2: so she's just teapot candy?
player 2: so she's just teapot candy?
by mrmustachio March 2, 2024
Get the teapot candymug. by Checkers!! March 10, 2020
Get the cotton candy fuckmug.