sebaceous crustacean

Stop being a sebaceous crustacean George, they're just kids.

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butthole crust

When someone cums in your anus and you let it dry inside you and then pull it out and substitute it for sugar on your morning cereal

Hey man, can you give me some of your butthole crust for my fruit loops!

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The dried residue left on a vagina after a gang bang.

Did you see the cooter crusties she had after that 4 hour gang bang? That shits nasty.

cooter crusties by Jmom82 November 29, 2017

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The dark green crust on a pickle... Self explanitory

Mom-”Eat those pickles son, I payed good money for those!
Son-“I wont eat Pickle Crust. You know that I love crustless pickles”

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Dried up cum after ejaculation around the penis

Damnit Amber, get the towel! I got bone crust!

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a crab that steals food while you try to enjoy a peaceful day at the beach

"That shady crustacey just stole my ice cream cone!"

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Remnants on your fingers or penis after being inside of a particularly nasty vagina.

Mate: dude that chick looks hot as.
Me: Nah cunt she got cheesy crust, just stay away.

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