Skip to main content

Winnipeg Check

The act of carefully scanning any public seating area in Winnipeg for danger.
“Dude, did you hear about Marvin? He was stabbed to death with a spoon by a deranged vagrant.”

“Anytime you go to Portage Place, you’ve got to do a Winnipeg Check.”
by Mr. Sanchez, Esquire August 12, 2021
mugGet the Winnipeg Checkmug.

Check Chaser

A person who seeks out the attention of someone with a verified check mark for favors or sexual intercourse. See chuckle fucker or gold digger.
Man.. Ever since Devin Nash got verified on Twitch he's been getting all these thotty Check Chasers sliding into his DMs!
by TacoRemixX May 13, 2020
mugGet the Check Chasermug.

Habubobu check

When you check if someone is Habubobu and say "Habubobu check" before saying something about someone.

a.Habubobu checkkk, oh dang ok you're habubobu

b. habubobu check ...something.....
mugGet the Habubobu checkmug.

system of checks and balances

Refers to a totally-legal but still-somewhat-devious practice of writing personal checks for comparatively-minuscule bills --- like maybe just two or three bucks for a bag of fresh vegetables from a roadside farm-stand --- instead of paying them in cash, and then secretly hoping that the checks’ recipients will not want to bother going to the extra effort of cashing said “tiny” checks, and thus your bank-account’s “balance” will be unaffected by your purchases.
Practicing the “system of checks and balances” can have varying degrees of success, depending on various factors, such as how strapped your checks’ recipients are for cash, how accustomed they are to cashing/depositing checks, or how willing/able they are to accept checks, especially for such paltry amounts (here’s where paying with checks at an unattended “drop the money in the slot” or “place the money in the cup/jar” merchandise-stand can be a good idea, since there will be nobody there to balk at your paying with a check). Extra points if you “embellish” the checks with flowery praising messages about how wonderful the sellers’ merchandise/service is, since it may stroke the people’s ego so much that they will prefer to “frame it rather than cash it” (again, especially since the check is for such a small amount, and so its value might likely not mean all that much to the person’s overall budget) when deciding what to do with your checks.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
mugGet the system of checks and balancesmug.

My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.
She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.
by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021
mugGet the My Check Machine is Brokenmug.

check the kegs

Bar/restaurant industry euphemism for doing drugs in a walk-in fridge. Specifically but not always: cocaine in the beer keg room.
Another hour until closing, I'm gonna go check the kegs. You may need to double-check after me.
by bushwickbartender June 3, 2023
mugGet the check the kegsmug.

Street-checked

When a cop or even a civilian checks a group of people they find suspect, usually targeting POC because cops are bigots.
"Sorry, mom we're late because we were street-checked. "
Mom: fuck really?! I understand baby... Come here.... (Comforts)
by Malraccoon September 27, 2021
mugGet the Street-checkedmug.

Share this definition