mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

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My boobs aren't Play-Doh!

That's right --- they're even BETTER to squeeze and knead than Play-Doh. :P

You don't hafta tell a soft-flesh-craving dude dat, "My boobs aren't Play-Doh!" --- he already is fully aware of dat, and it's precisely why he is always wanting to cup and squeeze THEM (and probably your butt-cheeks, also!) in his lustful thirsting hands, rather than boring ol' Play-Doh! He could just go buy a tub of it at do local toy store if he wanted to, but he knows a superior-feeling pliable when he finds it!!

by QuacksO July 10, 2023

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Boob Hand

When a girl with big boobs gets elbowed by another girl

YOU BOOB HANDED ME, YOU FOOL!!

by LZan April 4, 2019

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Get the Boob Handmug.

Dead boobs

Boobs that have had a full life, full of happiness and bounce.

A-"Hey, look over there!"
B-"Damn, them some dead boobs."

by DrBonQuiQui October 1, 2016

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National boobs day

It’s national show me your boobs day!!! Show me them please

You show me your boobs now?? Please?? It’s national boobs day

by Mystmyss September 26, 2022

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National grab boobs day

YOU SICK CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS OK? IF YOU FIND THIS DAY GROSS YOU ARE IN THE 100% RIGHT BUT IF YOU THINK GRABING GIRLS BOOBS WITHOUT CONSNET IS SICK AS FUCK WIERDO. GO TO PORNHUB WHERE YOU CAN SEE THAT STUFF OR WHEREVER YOU GO TO WATCH PORN JUST DONT TOUCH GIRLS LIKE THAT.

Some asshole: yay today is National grab boobs day :)

some girl: WHAT THE FUCK *slaps* GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!

by Stupid_child June 16, 2022

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