mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

unified boobs

i don’t know yet

she got some unified boobs

by waterbags April 4, 2019

Jesus Boob Cult

The Jesus Boob Cult is a place where fags share trauma and a love of phoebe Bridgers while drinking Jesus’s period blood and eating his boobs. The JBC is very selective of its members and will only allow the gayest of the fags and the gayest of the straights to participate in its rituals.

Person one: are you in the Jesus Boob Cult????
Person two: yes but I’m not supposed to tell anyone
Person one: WHAT how did you get accepted, I’ve been trying to get in for months!

by JBC is life September 24, 2021

boob lobster

Boob lobster is when a person uses his/her feet to grope a woman's boobies, just like a lobster's claws.

The first date was a little weird, he tried to boob lobster me.

by fapstar 420 March 11, 2014

chainsaw boob nibbler

an individual who is sucking at a boob that is very spikey and milk contains litteral steel

person1: hey look at dem spikey steel boobs!

bob: man i wanna suck them like a chainsaw boob nibbler

by neonon December 27, 2022

Boob

A boob is a great thing, soft, squishy. Sensitive, sweet. 10/10

Liz is a boob; this means she’s great

by Ireallyknowwhatitmeans July 26, 2022

boob blind

Being so in love with large boobs you've lost realization with just how big Karges boobs already are

Amber, being your friend may have cause me to be boob blind but I think your 36DDD could be just a little bit bigger

by The boob lover December 29, 2016