Fumbling the biscuit

To fumble the biscuit is to lose the money (the biscuit) you made or to make unwise investments with the money you already have, i.e. the biscuit. It's also used for fumbling, or botching or bungling, something more generally

Netflix won't exist in 3033 they're really fumbling the biscuit

by Dman January 9, 2023

murder biscuits

Because if you watch me make them, I have to kill you.

Dick: Hey, what are you doing in there?

Asshole: making murder biscuits
Dick: what?
Asshole: be right out!

by Ptolomy Fife November 15, 2018

Primal Biscuit

1. A large fecal deposit that looks like it was produced by a dinosaur.

2. Scat made by a dinosaur.

1. „Wow dude, That’s a huge primal biscuit!“

2.“Here is a primal biscuit produced by a T-rex.“

by chicken_terminator June 24, 2022

Garibaldi biscuit

When you go to use a public bathroom in Italy but the toilet is absolutely covered in excrement and urine, but you are absolutely bursting and you already had to pay to use the facilities.

Person 1: Damn, I really need to use the toilet.
Person 2: Hey, I think I see a porta potty over there.
Person 1: Urgh, it costs a euro, but I really need to go. (Person 1 inserts coin, door opens, Person 1 gagging) Oh my God, someone absolutely exploded in here.
Person 2: That's one Hell of a Garibaldi biscuit.

by GaribaldiBiscuit June 21, 2025

Pr biscuit

a slang term for the perscription drug percocet. used when one desires to be discret about ones drug habits

"hey man do you know where I can score a Pr biscuit?"

by rusty t shacklerford October 26, 2008

Biscuit

Biscuit is a white and little brown dog with a lot of hair ..he is the most adorable dog ..He loves chicken, carrot and treats. He loves to play with a ball 🏀 .He enjoys cuddles from everyone :)

That dog is so cute ..He is just like Biscuit

by Spices November 24, 2021

Shart my biscuits

A fart where some poop comes out that also hits your testicles.

Im so drunk I might shart my biscuits.

by Picklefla4 August 27, 2021