by Rufus K May 20, 2024

Guy- They made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.
by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020

The act of going on a ship to London with your best friend who gave you a mission but died before he could even tell you it and then a great detective walks in on you like: " even though your friend wasn't even dead to begin with.
Sholmes: time for a pointless deduction thingy
Ryunoske: OMFG AGAIN?!?!?!?
Ryunoske a year later: And that my friends was the time my friend Kazuma got speckled banded on the way to LOndon!
Ryunoske: OMFG AGAIN?!?!?!?
Ryunoske a year later: And that my friends was the time my friend Kazuma got speckled banded on the way to LOndon!
by I-Dip-Crisps-In-My-Juice October 8, 2022
