Gaming Boner

An erection received while playing or talking about video games.

I wish we could keep talking about Call of Duty 3. I was just getting a gaming boner.

Gaming Boner by Ryan Dutchboy Clark December 11, 2008

phone-boner

1. The figurative erection that one gets when they see a new model of cell-phone that they want. This is usually accompanied feelings of pseudo-sexual arousal.

2. The literal 'bulge' that one gets in ones pants from carrying a cell phone in the front pocket of ones jeans. It was more prevalent 5 to 10 years ago because of the large heavy cell phones of the time.

1. Suzanne: "Oh my god that phone is sooo fucking hot.. I want it so bad!...
Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone boner on that bitch!"

2: Suzanne " Ok, see you later guys...(puts cell phone in front pocket)"
Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone-boner on that bitch!"

phone-boner by squinty-mcgee December 19, 2007

bad boner day 

A day when your morning wood remains until bedtime. A very persistant erection that hurts and interferes with your ability to have a nice day, often caused by a long night masturbating or having sex. This can also be caused by, but less commonly, shoving a long object through the urethra.

Boss: You seem a bit irritated today - whats wrong?
Worker: Im just kinda having a bad boner day, sir.

bad boner day by Pooty__Toot April 7, 2008

Atoner Boner 

Erection that occurs in synagogue during the high holidays, due to the fact that the services last 9 hours and that Jewish chicksare indeed hot. The best part about this boner is that you can atone for it as you get it.

During Kol Nidre I saw this girl Sarah from elementary school who I wanted to bone even when I was 8. I got a huge atoner boner.

Atoner Boner by LCow January 18, 2009

mouth boner 

A shit eating uncontrollable grin. It is best explained by the guy in the Disarono commercial after seeing the chick deep throat the ice cube.

Did you see the mouth boner on Brent's face when he was watching the Jude Law movie?

mouth boner by Ill mon May 6, 2007

Falcon Boner 

When you have a boner so massive that you can feel it pulse and u scream like a falcon!

Jose: How was your night last night?
Keith: Good besides the fact i had a hour long Falcon Boner!

Falcon Boner by George Lopez the 556th April 21, 2009

Power Boner 

Inappropriate arousal from gaining political or professional power.

Nick Clegg of the Liberal Democrat Party in the UK joining in a coalition government with his moral enemy because he was blinded by his massive power boner.

Power Boner by domsydavey May 12, 2010