Beat my momma's hentai

when you catch your mom watching hentai and beat up the device she was watching it on

Hold on i gotta go beat my momma's hentai

by Randomguy2006 October 28, 2021

you didn't juju on that beat

You didn't juju on that beat is a popular 2023 internet meme that features Foxy, the popular character from the indie game Five Night at Freddy's standing in a black background with text saying "you didn't juju on that beat".

1: Man my doctor said I'm gonna die tomorrow
2: It's because you didn't juju on that beat

by Champion Cynthia June 21, 2023

my dad is beating me

he was arguing with my mom and he hit me

bruh moment my dad is beating me

by black enslaver 69 October 1, 2019

Beat up ginger day

A day where you can beat up a ginger and they can do nothing

I forgot todays national beat up ginger day where i can beat up gingers and they can do nothing!

by theamericancock716 September 16, 2020

Beat an Anti-Fur day

Beat an anti-fur day is a special event on the 28th November in which you can beat any Anti-Fur you see and they CANNOT fight back

The edgy 12 year old and his friends got jumped because it was Beat an Anti-Fur day

by annonymusdude February 10, 2023

homeless beat down escape

When you barely get away from getting your ass kicked by a homeless person.

Duder 1: "Hey broke ass! What you gonna do? Nice ratty ass wife beater. Go beg for change son!"

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude he's coming right for you. We can't get away dude, I'm pumping gas."

Homeless Dude: "What the fuck did you say man? I'll kick your ass."

Duder 1: "Me? Nothing man. I'd never talk shit to you. I didn't say anything dude."

Duder 2: "Holy shit that homeless guy was ripped. He would have beat the shit out of you. Nice homeless beat down escape though."

Duder 1: "Fuck dude why did you stop for gas? I almost died. And you would have just laughed you dickety!"

by westfalia January 19, 2010

don't beat around the bush

Meaning: Get staight to the point.
Origin: This saying originated in the 15th century when men started using it to describe that they souldn't masterbate or "beat" when a "bush" or vagina is around. Instead, they should just "get to the point" and have sexual intercousre.

Bob: "Well ... I kinda ... maybe ... sorta ..."
Jim: "Don't beat around the bush and just tell me!"
Jon: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Josh: "True that!"

by Someguy2008 January 14, 2009