Smoking old spice

When someone hides their vape in their armpit in an establishment that doesn’t allow smoking.

My boy was smoking old spice in that hipster bar.

by Lifehacks79 February 1, 2020

Sepia Years Old

The age you reach when if you find an old photo of you and it is sepia toned and no one is surprised.

I just found a picture from high school and asked my wife if it was weird that it was all yellow and she said "it's 30 years old you dingus, of course it would be sepia toned by now. Congrats, you're officially sepia years old."

by Geofftech March 25, 2021

Old English Sheepdog

The Old English Sheepdog (OES) is a large breed of dog that emerged in England from early types of herding dog. Obsolete names for the breed include Shepherd's Dog and bob-tailed sheep-dog. The nickname Bob-tail (or Bobtail) originates from how dogs of the breed traditionally had their tails docked. Old English Sheepdogs can grow very long coats with fur covering the face and eyes and do not shed unless brushed.

What if the Old English Sheepdog became mascot in Dulux ads due to similarities of its fur with a paintbrush or its smooth appearance just like the paint texture?

by Nijihara Kalinin January 19, 2020

crackin the old hog

Masturbation or self pleasure

He was up all night crackin the old hog.

by Dayyyyo March 3, 2022

CEO of Old Behaviors

Someone who continues to exhibit compulsive bad behaviors despite negative physical and social consequences and then craving the attention and forgiveness of those impacted by this behavior.

The Leprechaun of Blarney is the CEO of old behaviors.

by Loyalist February 3, 2021

The Old Bottom Nostril

What you use for boofing; anus. Also known as the prison pocket.

Dude, John is a maniac. He did a Manhattan Powdered Donut in the Old Bottom Nostril.

by Slizzleslice March 8, 2022

day-old refries

looks terrible,awful ,exhausted

He looked like day-old refries.

by Renewer February 11, 2018