Smoky Alabama

The sexual act in which someone inhales smoke or vapor and then exhales it directly onto their sibling's genitalia.

Kevin and Sarah are now grounded! I heard their mom caught them doing a Smoky Alabama!

Can you believe that Harvey actually Alabama Smoked his brother??

by The Rinsed Condoms August 5, 2024

Alabama Creamer

The act of taking a shit on a (female) cousin's chest then jizzing on the shit, simulating coffee with creamer

I just got the Alabama Creamer last night.

by hahathisisafunnyname69 August 13, 2024

Alabama Fire Extinguisher

The act of blowing a load on someone's face when milk is unavailable, in order to relieve the burning sensation they have from being doused with pepper spray, while a Britney Spears song plays

Jimmy facking used a Alabama Fire Extinguisher on his cousin Robbie at the fackin family BBQ.

by Diknonymous March 28, 2025

Alabama Slamma

When Bhad Bhabie get ahold of Alabama Barkers weird ass

She done Alabama Slammaed your bitch ass

by GirlImSkunkin March 30, 2025

Alabama Mud Slushee

Whilst performing anal sex on a feces filled rectum, you pour in chipped ice and vigorously thrust in and out creating the infamous "Alabama Mud Slushee".

Me and Betty Jean made an Alabama Mud Slushee last night. Damn, it was cold and stinky

by Headshok1962 April 9, 2025

Alabama Crab Bucket

When, in an effort to remove genital lice, one or both parties shave their pubes into a sink, bucket, or other vessel, then light the contents on fire and use bodily fluids to put out the fire.

Bro, last night was nasty. Between the two of us, we had more lice than I've ever seen. We had to pull an Alabama Crab Bucket just to get started.

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Alabama Slammer

Fucking your cousin

Billy Joe Bob pulled an Alabama slammer with his cousin Missy sue.

by Louminator69 April 17, 2025