Alabama baby shower

The act of ejaculating on a closely related family member

My cousin was giving me the coke fuck me look last night, so I took her home and gave her the ol Alabama baby shower

by Dankone January 20, 2024

Alabama

What is Alabama? that does not exist

Alabama is an illusion cast by government. Oh yeah, and aliens too.

by _pardon? November 15, 2019

alabama drum brake

When you squeeze your cousins balls so hard they momentarily stop breathing.

Cleetus dropped trow right there in the kitchen and I gave him an Alabama drum brake. There's still jizz on the ceiling.

by Bigblackorthodontist May 28, 2024

Alabama Slamma

When your girlfriend gives you the best handjob ever using two hands like she’s churning butter. Southern style.

Hey babe , can you give me an Alabama Slamma?

by ReggieAM March 29, 2022

Alabama Soul Patch

When a woman has a extremely hairy asshole.

Jeff said he bent her over and noticed she had a Alabama soul patch. He said it looked like a horse tail.

by SpaldingDualie September 16, 2021

The Alabama Waterslide

Three people fisting a girl at the same time. She is also blowing a dude with honey and laxatives on his dick.

Me, Daryll, Randy, and Bobby were giving your mom the alabama waterslide yesterday.

by TheReaperOfQueefers February 16, 2021

alabama credit card

6 feet of garden hose (to siphon gas from someone else's vehicle)

We're almost out of gas and I'm broke!
No prob, got my Alabama credit card.

by cabinjohn July 4, 2016