Onision Banana

-Banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death..
-Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers windup dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos..Onision must be stopped!!
-EXAMPLE:A banana askes "Hey, have you heard of Onision?? " and Jaclyn Glenn asks the banana "Oh you mean the next Hitler??" and immediately after the banana kills himself/herself..

xo.A Onision banana often dabbles in occult since Onision is a sexy devil.ox

by Anon07.. December 14, 2017

banana pumper

one who shoves bananas in his ass

Jason had to go to the emergency room after the banana pumper competition with Hershal.

by 1975 January 23, 2009

Banana Split

The act of a female cumming on your dick while bouncing in a split formation.

'Damn! Last night Tasha gave me the banana split!'

by littlemagwokd August 30, 2015

bruised banana

when a male is masterbating and he went to hard at jacking off so he has a bruised penis

dude I got a bruised banana from jacking off last night

by Sam the man with ham February 3, 2017

empty banana

When you eat all of the banana fruit in the banana and you're left with an empty shell of a banana.
This is another word for banana skin.

Person 1: Hey! Dump your Empty Banana dude!
Person 2: Okay, I ate it all and will put the empty part in the compost bin.
Person1: Imagine if someone slipped on it!
Person 2: Yes I see the danger, Empty Bananas are bad.

by leagator January 4, 2018

Banana Milk

it is something that comes out of you when your uncle rubs your penis.

alan uncle, what you doing?
don't worry boy, just taking the banana milk out of you.

by abhhiiiiiiiii September 26, 2022

Ultimate Banana

You start off by playing ultimate frisbee with a banana. After the banana hits the ground enough times and becomes extremely mushy, the ultimate fun begins. One person then takes off their pants and bends over. Another person takes the mushy banana and thrusts it into the bent over person's anus. After all the banana mush covers the anus, a third party becomes involved. Have this third party lick the banana mush clean of the anus. Rinse, relax, repeat.

Although we lost 3-2 in ultimate banana, I went home satisfied and sore.

by Anal Thermometer April 20, 2015