A "gentleman's gentleman" who's mainly tasked with proofreading his fumble-fingered master's hastily-composed missives, essays, and other literary creations, pointing out and/or correcting all the errors, and then either passing the resulting "perfected" paperwork back to his boss, or sending said correspondence on its way to it intended recipients.
As clever and talented as Jeeves was, it's entirely probable that he could have also served the dim-witted Bertie Wooster in the role of text-composition butler; perhaps he might instead have suavely suggested that, "You might want to consider a modern word-processor, Sir... it will underline spelling and grammar errors for you, so that you can correct them immediately as you go along."
by QuacksO April 29, 2019
Get the text-composition butlermug. by Psedhduru July 15, 2019
Get the Drunk textingmug. To walk into a place without having a sense of where you are going then to pull out your phone, pretend to read a text message, and turn the other way.
I accidentally walked into the wrong aisle in Publix and everyone seemed to be watching me, so I text turned back to where I needed to go.
by 161455 March 8, 2015
Get the Text turnmug. by Modern Day Disorders August 7, 2017
Get the text-back disordermug. When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like they have big hands like Andre The Giant.
by Coop Dupe October 18, 2022
Get the Hulk Hogan text bustermug. 1.(Why doesen't she text me back?)
2.(You will find some one better btw off topic htf did you get her phone number)
2.(You will find some one better btw off topic htf did you get her phone number)
by Madderfackker March 21, 2018
Get the why doesen't she text me back?mug. When someone texts you barbs, cryptic remarks or questions so as to relentlessly wear you down to their point of view, or to twist your response to conform to their position or desired outcome; especially if there are many of them, received intermittently, over a period of time: a day or two.
It feels like you are being punched or jabbed, sometimes by surprise-- here they are again: bam!--when you thought it was done, over they're back with another comment.
It feels like you are being punched or jabbed, sometimes by surprise-- here they are again: bam!--when you thought it was done, over they're back with another comment.
by Ireland Brown March 18, 2010
Get the text maulingmug.