Digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade

Grave robbing

After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.

by OnendunWontcare September 18, 2023

jizz on my ass

When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww

But it's nice 😋

So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!

He jizz on my ass!

by Naughtynikki August 21, 2017

shit my titties

A literal or metaphorical term that can be used for a variety of purposes, including an expression of anger or fear.

I shit my titties preparing for my interview.
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties.
Ah, go shit your titties.

by Clouds of Magellan December 9, 2020

Scrap my Kraut

German colloquial term for rubbing one out AKA whacking it.

Claus von Shnitzlenazi: Wilhelm, we need to come back to the kitchen, quit scrapping your kraut!
Wilhelm Gouttenburg: Gimme a sec Claus! I need to scrap my kraut to these naked pictures of your sister, Hilda!

by shazzzzzam August 13, 2012

ghost in my cat

A time when your cat is either floating into the air or talking to you

Yo, dude, I think there's a ghost in my cat, dude

by Nightmareish July 6, 2022

my heart

in new york terms it someone important or close to you

aye you good my heart

by NewYorkian460 October 27, 2023

my mother's titties

Is used whenever you are startled to a very high degree.

My mother's titties ! What kind of power is this !?

by Yuri_is_life <3 January 17, 2022