national be a dick to your girlfriend day

be a complete asshole to your girlfriend, i promise she will love it

bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day

by gracelillian February 27, 2021

shit a dick

A way of telling someone to:

a) get fucked and then shit out the dick with which he or she was just fucked.

b) eat a dick and then shit out the dick once it has been digested.

Person 1: “Eat shit, asshole!”
Person 2: “Why don’t you go shit a dick?!”

by Timmy Neutron Squared March 1, 2021

big dick

=Max,Oskar with a k and my ex is slow asf

i sent a girl a dick pic and she sent one back also me gusta montar mi pa

He has a big dick

by miinlove45678 March 2, 2021

Dick

A toy girls love to use when horny or are a freak

This is a toy to enjoy called the dick

by Khgjejj March 2, 2021

Cum dick poop

When you accidentally put a roll of toilet paper up your cum hold

I accidentally did the cum dick poop

by Coop poop March 3, 2021

They of a Dick-Bitch

inclusive and gender neutral variant of "son of a bitch"

hey you They of a Dick-Bitch, watch your mouth!

by c'dub89 March 4, 2021

dick

in your mouth

ew look dick there is something there

by mega milk March 5, 2021