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You're thinking with your dick instead of your brain!
by Benedikteherself November 29, 2015
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Godzilla Dick

The use of forced perspective to make your penis look big. Usually using tight shots of penetration. Using the techniques often employed by Japanese monster movie, Godzilla. Having an actor in a lizard suit and scale models of buildings. Much like a lot of women adult actors are short creating the sense that the man is impressive.
May: The General Manager has Godzilla Dick.

Robin N: He has a huge dick?
May: No, he has a relatively small dick, but I’m so petite that it looks more impressive.
by Mikey_Ruben March 21, 2025
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Clanker Dick

A vape.
"Jimbos always sucking on clanker dick nowadays instead of getting lung cancer like REAL MEN!"
by Seacole August 24, 2025
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dat dick

dat dick

Boy1: Yeah, my friend... texted me something weird, one time, lol.
Boy2: What?
He was like, Hey, what's up?
Boy1: Nothing much, you?
...
Boy1: What do you want?
and he said,
dat dick
HAHAHAHAHAHA,
HAHAHAHA.
dat dick, i want it u, me, and... him ?
by Young Jazzy Yo November 18, 2023
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Dick Faced Ronald

If a Karen became the daytime manager of some coin-op carwash or self-storage place and creeped on everyone with the cctv cameras, she or he would be a Dick Faced Ronald.
Ugh!!! There go Dick Faced Ronald runnin' up to go check his camera every time I pull up to vacuum my car. I can hear you breathing on the intercom!
by Not_haven_it! March 23, 2022
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Wet Dick Problems

generally, a small problem/s arises in a normal couple's relationship that gets left and becomes a big problem. The issues are only then dealt with once marital congress is threatened.

From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme
"What's Doug Doing?

He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?

His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "

" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense

Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."
by Hairlok September 6, 2022
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frick or dick

Me: Look at this fine girl. Frick or dick?
Other guy: frick.
by Stupid Af July 8, 2021
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