my hand works great on a snake

A guy with a good masturbating technique.

Hey there Billy, wanna go for some love time? ...my hand works great on a snake.

by DickieMH April 18, 2016

My Chapstick is sweet

If your ever asked if you like sweet things and you respond, Yes, To a response of My Chapstick is sweet, it means their asking you to come and taste it, off their lips ;)

Oh you like sweet things? My Chapstick is sweet

by The Rizzier August 19, 2023

swongle my dong

1. to jack off violently

2. to excite in a way that's almost erotic

1. "Dude I'm gonna swongle my dong so hard later my dick's gonna fall off."

2. "Holy crap that movie swongled my dong."

by DongSwongler April 14, 2021

Cheesing on my Schwonz

to be disrespectful

Guy: -enter insult here-

Other Guy: hey man don’t be cheesing on my schwonz

Guy: my bad

by HotdogWater24 March 9, 2024

Scooped My Biscuit

The act of one person putting their hand up a womans skirt or dress and grabbing their va-jay-jay.

Oh my god! Ryan... that guy just "Scooped my Biscuit" !!

by BISCUIT SCOOPER October 18, 2011

My dad's asscrack

Hell on earth.

Air just came out of my dad's asscrack

by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025