Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.

I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.

by El Queeftador June 13, 2025

why is my bus driver playing mitski

a term originating from a tiktok video from user dannydawg95 filming themselves with a concerning shade of red on their face asking why their bus driver is playing a song by singer-songwriter Mitski, with a comment saying “I have a better question”. so basically it means asking a different question when there’s a clear elephant in the room

Person 1: I have a Pixar theory. Ian Lightfoot from Onward is the lovechild of Remy and Linguini from Ratatouille.
Person 2: Isn’t that a Disney theory?
Person 1: “why is my bus driver playing mitski” ahh question

by number31intaminglazer June 13, 2025

My Hero Academia

Great anime wich the fandom absolutely ruined it
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Person 1 : My Hero Academia is a great anime! I will look a fandom to join on twitter (X)!
*5 minutes passed*
Person 2: U good bro?
Person 1: I NEED BLEACH

by Goofy ah user April 2, 2024

pardon my left

Another variant of the word "#pause" but can be used in other contexts as well when saying or doing something unusual.

1: "What's the word you going to the city with us this weekend?"
2: "Idk yet I gotta sit on it, pardon my left"

by slattmahomes April 2, 2024

My anak is gay

Jordy

“My anak is gay” Is used in sentences where once you put lipstick in a male’s bag, and the said male’s parents find the lipstick, their parents will assume their son is gay. “My anak is gay” Means my son is gay.

by JordyXJevel April 3, 2024

not in my spoon drawer

When someone doesn't have mental or physical resources for something.

Another variation of usage of The Spoon Theory by Christine Miserandino ( butyoudontlooksick.com/spoons.htm )

I am going to do the laundry and change the bed, but dusting and preparing dinner is definetely not in my spoon drawer tonight.

We are not talking about politics at this table. I don't have that in my spoon drawer.

by DavilMorn April 4, 2024

I love it in my butt

It feels good when its in my butt and I love the feeling when it finishes.

I love it in my butt

by Widsowman April 4, 2024