dick

girl, you won't be getting this 12-inch tonight bitch

Girl: can I have some juicy dick now!?
Guy: no get off of me you nasty crusty dorito!!!!

by dickthreethousand101 January 5, 2021

Dick Suckle

Man responsible for parts of the live action Scooby Doo movies.

He's not Richard Suckle, he's Dick Suckle

by anonymous May 1, 2022

Tri-dick

When someone had the birth defect of having three penises.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Joe has a tri-dick?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I don't wanna see his three penises."

by CarsonLaBen May 28, 2018

Slapping Dick

When youre screwing off instead of staying on task, similar to playing hookie

Roberts slapping dick at the quarry instead of running his miles for the day

by Foodincorporated July 15, 2022

man amongst a bag of dicks

A true man who shines among a group of immature, forever adolescent jerks.

Dan is a man amongst a bag of dicks. Despite being sick, he still went camping only to listen to his friends complain that it was raining.

by Chappy not Scott March 14, 2024

Vacation Dick

A dick that is so big that you can only fuck with it every so often.

I'm so soar from that guy with the Vacation Dick last night

by Austin_Ert June 17, 2016

Get fucked dick

Get fucked dick is when a mother fucker’s cock is so big that any bitch he lays pipe to instantly loses all attitude and submits to her King. Said King now has the option to tell her to “get fucked” and dismiss her, or he can keep her for more rounds.

“My 6’8” man has that get fucked dick, had me sore for two weeks”

by Gmoney69420 May 20, 2023