cornstalk dick

A dick that is so thin it seems long, that it gives no pleasure to the other person.

He had such a cornstalk dick it felt like a dull pencil poking my vagina.

by 50shadesoflena January 25, 2017

Dick Stim

When you injection stimulants into your dick

-Yo how you doin?

-I think I need another round of dick stims cuz I’m not pissing blood yet

by 6ft2BigDickLookinForGreatNight November 29, 2018

Dick formula

A mans musky, smelly, stinky, cum

Bro your dick formula is so good

by xtreemboss September 16, 2022

Dick formula

A mans musky, smelly, salty cum

Bro your dick formula is so fire

by xtreemboss September 16, 2022

Grade A dick sneeze

That one history teacher who alters things just to make a party look good

The American education system is a Grade A dick sneeze

by Dinkster October 25, 2019

Booger Dick

An insult to call a single man who never gets laid, and is always picking his nose.

"Hey Adam, get over here you Booger Dick!"
"Dude, Carl is such a Booger Dick."

by NxtNightmare September 30, 2023

shrimp dick fuck nugget

A shrimp dick fuck nugget breeds only once in its life it also has a second rare name it is "hex" please follow my Twitter krazykyle132 for more info on "hex" and watch my YouTube channel krazykyle132 and sub and watch me on 50 first dates... I'm not there but meh... Anyways the hex IS A DOUCHE and smells like my BO + baby's breath thank you goodbye

Hex FUCK YOU! Or shrimp dick fuck nugget FUCK YOU!

by Hex... Duh August 31, 2015