My Pockets Are Swollen: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My Pockets Are Swollen: The First Juvenile Release

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025

I'm gonna throw my shit around!

In this context, "I'm gonna throw my shit around!" means to throw one's strength or power around right before they're about to do something badass.

"I'M GONNA THROW MY SHIT AROUND!!!"

by GenhisChiggisTemujinKhan December 17, 2024

Water my plants

A phrase used to imply a form or self pleasure; masturbation

The lofi music made me want to get up and water my plants.

by Chumbucket October 15, 2022

My ABS Stopped Working

This is when you send it up a hill and not see a car pulling out and do a stoppie and crash into it, then you just have to meet me at maccas, this is known as doing a Dobz

I was riding my BMW S1000RR in Five Dock and my ABS stopped working

by DirtyDobz April 7, 2024

My nuts were bleeding!

An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.

"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"

by Ryben79 June 1, 2018

My Hero Academia

Great anime wich the fandom absolutely ruined it
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Person 1 : My Hero Academia is a great anime! I will look a fandom to join on twitter (X)!
*5 minutes passed*
Person 2: U good bro?
Person 1: I NEED BLEACH

by Goofy ah user April 2, 2024

cook my brew

As a joke when someone is cooking for you.

what you say on halloween if you dress up as a witch.

or if the food you eat looks like crap, or is yuck.

"cook my brew >:) muhahahahaaa"

"hello kids im a witch I need to cook my brew with you!."

by soniiiety July 7, 2018