Dicked Out

It's the feeling of how you feel the feels in the phallus area after you spasgasm all over...and she still sucking.

Oh baby... c'mon c'mon....ooh...OOh...OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH!!! Ok ok. I just orgasmed. Oh...you're, you're still going? Ok, but...I'm feeling a little dicked out though. BUT KEEP GOING!!!

by BIG BOBBY G February 24, 2018

Dick stabbers manual 6

Diagnosed stranger manual 6
A special valentine present for anyone who masturbatees courtesy of the war on porn inciting riots and psychological brain death and physical death in homeless poor pornstarrs,

Friendly fire

Firing on Americans

Theft from Russia the DSM 6 makes all useful medicine illegal and only placebos saleable. The dick stabbers manual 6 is the marine engineering of addiction causing projective violence in doctors against the homeless victims of police brutality and inhumanity warcrime

by Cody5050 January 31, 2022

Dick dodger

A lesbian

Man you can't get with her she is a full blown dick dodger

by 333bam September 14, 2024

Turtle dick

Someone that takes a long time to get an erection

"did you sleep with tom last night?"
"no, he had a turtle dick."

by Hairyboy2000 January 28, 2015

Sniff Dicks

Nickname given to John Cena by the legendary Bruce Blitz. Applicable whenever John Cena tries to kiss the crowd's ass or tries to get a crowd to cheer for him by pandering to them but fails miserably.

Sniff Dicks is doing his usual ass kissing routine.

by KOR1996 March 6, 2017

Roller dicking

When you are in a professional online slalom competition and instead of cones they use dildos.

Are you nervous for the roller dicking grand prix? Nah man I was up all night practicing

by ConstellationKnight March 24, 2021

Schrödinger's Dick

A scientific theory stating that the size of a virgin's dick is both above and below average until they measure it.

Person 1: Do you have a big dick?
Person 2: I'm not sure, I'm too lazy to measure it.
Person 1: Oh, so it's a Schrödinger's Dick situation.

by Skulltra February 3, 2021