The Dicked Down Giraffe

The ducked down giraffe is a wild Scottish animal and is not hard to spot. They stand over 7ft tall and normal width. If you want to catch a Dicked Down Giraffe just say something and the nosy bitch will turn round to hear what your saying even is it literally has nothing to do with them.

“Did you see the dicked down giraffe”
“turn around dicked down giraffe I didn’t say your name”

by ThePedoPolice May 5, 2021

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Dick Dodging

A female who constantly stands a guy up not wanting to have sex

How are things going with you and Cheryl? She's "Dick Dodging every time I set up the hook up she all of a sudden has something to do.

by big eye bandit January 5, 2019

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Dick

The source of pleasure for many women, usually attached to a male.

Girl: Hey honey can u show me ur dick?
Guy: *Pulls pants down* Oh baby feel it, lets make some babys
Girl: How is that gonna work baby, it's in my mouth
Guy: *Groans* Gimme more baby!
Girl: *Licks dick* How about we get at it then?
Guy: *Takes girls dress and bra and underwear off* Get down honey, I need some of that vagina!
Girl: Eat all you want baby, just gimme some kids.

by Lesbian_Angel September 14, 2020

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niggers and dicks

when your looking for dicks and you call a dick-sucker a nigger

"jack you suck dick and you are a lazy fat nigger niggers and dicks hehe!!!"

by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022

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Dick O'Toole

1 The title given to a complete dick wad. If someone pisses you off, call them a Dick O'Toole and they will get the message.

2 A word commonly used to offend someone

Bully - "You are fat"
Geek - "Atleast I'm not a Dick O'Toole"
Bully - "You have disgraced me.. WAHH"

by *Dr. Evil*** October 12, 2008

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