blood-to-dick ratio

Its like a tsunami of fat that receeds allowing your dick to look bigger cause you have lost weight

Now that im skinny, I have better blood-to-dick ratio.

by Lootze March 19, 2014

Dick

The other word for penis

Yo his penis isn’t a penis it’s a dick!

by Fuckmehardn June 29, 2020

Dick Master

Master of Dick, Dick as in the male reproductive organs. The person who commands all dick.

John: Yo bro Ava called me The Dick Master yesterday!

by ZoomTomb_404 April 30, 2024

Dick Sick

Like homesick. But instead of home, dicks.

"Damn bitch, you dick sick!"

by Skankevich May 21, 2017

Dick Head Cheney

The VP under George W 'Dumbya' Bush who convinced his boss to launch a wasteful unnecessary war against Iraq to topple the dirtbag Saddam Hussein (who was not a problem to the US or its allies) in order to make a profit for the business Haliburton that he owned. Cheney never was a veteran, he got 6 deferments but he LOVED war and gleefully endorsed and supported torture and rape of war prisoners. That is a violation of the Uniform Code of Military Justice and UN treaties, but he didn't care. He giddily got his rocks off on all this, and as it is the Iraq war of 2003 - 2011 was ended under the Obama administration after over a million people died (both sides). Ancient Mesopotamian treasures were looted and sold on the black market or even destroyed. Saddam's capture and execution solved zero, Iraq descended into civil war and our forces were in even greater danger than before. After they came back from that war many of them were and are mentally and physically injured and disabled for life. Every 10 minutes a veteran attempts to take his/her life, Dick Head Cheney has blood on his hands and shit on his face.

1. When Congress has a 'tie' vote, the VP gives the vote for a bill - yay or nay. On one such issue Dick Head Cheney gave a 'yay' on a 50/50 issue then he sassed off to a certain Democrat Senator by telling him to 'Go fuck yourself'. Very uncouth and unbecoming a government official.

2. Because of his greed and lies the Middle East is in a very unstable FUBAR shape. Many of our soldiers came back sick and injured for life, and the public just brushes them off as crazy 'trash'. War became TV entertainment for the armchair general public during the 00's but they don't want to 'pay the piper' or even face the facts. Even worse because of the imbalance of power in the Middle East, out of the ashes of Iraq sprung up the vicious monster terrorist gang called ISIS. ISIS started a hideous genocidal war against Jews, Christians, Muslims, Bahais, Sikhs, Druse, Zoroastrians, anyone! Now we REALLY had a problem! Pres. Obama ordered a massive air war against these crazy genocidal motherfuckers and things have not the same in the area since.

3. If the US left Iraq alone the people would've rebelled and then we could've helped them like we did helping the Libyans deposing Moammar Gaddafy. But Dick Head Cheney LIED and wanted so bad to make a profit. Because of his lies and greed (and sadism), Iraq is AFU, the Middle East is AFU, many soldiers' lives are AFU and the US economy nearly tanked too. He loves torture so much, now he's getting it in Hell! Good riddance to rotten rubbish.

by anonymous November 6, 2025

Dick you in the ass

Dick you in the ass mean you believe something that someone else thinks is false or non try

I dick you in the ass of lying

by TJ06Brown December 20, 2020

Holding Dicks

The act of being a good sport, taking the bullet, being a team player, etc.

"Oh yeah, Eric? That dude was holding dicks all list night!"

by Orcah May 15, 2020