my beautiful pretty princess

my beautiful pretty princess is the most awesome amazing beautiful perfect girl in the world i love her so much and i have no clue what i would do or where i would be without her i genuinely might not be alive if she didnt come into my life so i will forever be thankful for her even if we never talk again i love you so much p <3

my beautiful pretty princess is amazing

by ImadeItFinally January 14, 2024

Honey to my Crossiant

When two people perfectly fit together.

"Damian!"
"Whats up Trisha?"
"I think I met the Honey to my crossiant!"
"Whats their name?"
"Damian."

by Sorbet.Spots.Cringe October 3, 2021

Smashed my jam

When someone skips a song you love

What the fuck? You smashed my jam

by TwigIdentity September 19, 2018

Don't crack my wig

Don't give me a headache you square.

If you don't dig jazz don't crack my wig about it.

by Beanaeb November 21, 2011

Suck my dick

To tell someone to suck that small tiny goofy ahh dick

Jake: wanna spray paint

Fresh: suck my DICK NIGGA

by Niggerousnigga June 22, 2022

sniffin my burger

slang for a woman absolutely brown nosing a man who got off the porcelain thrown and did not wipe

should have seen the way she was sniffin my burger last night

by Booboodung March 18, 2024

JUMP OFF MY COUCH

A form of saying that means you are really mad or really excited.

BRO THIS WIRELESS HEADSET'S SOUND MAKES ME WANT TO JUMP OFF MY COUCH

by Jakob Rodriguez December 2, 2020