Dad-ass

When you are a dad and you sneeze just to scare others ass.

You see that guy, he's such a dad-ass

by the guy who overshares. April 6, 2022

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Serbian ASS Massage

A Serbian ass massage is a sexual pleasing act in which a male(or female) companion sticks their thumb in your rectum and stimulates your "male G spot" while also massaging your balls and *optionally* giving you a handjob or a blowjob.

P1:Kyle told me he got a serbian ass massage by a random chick last night.
P2:Imagine how good it feels.

by Piggas in Naris March 12, 2023

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ass dimple

Dimples located on the left and right of the spine or lower back.

Selina so fine, she even has an ass dimple.

by natanh July 5, 2022

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Alabama Ass Chaw

Throwing a Zyn up the brown starfish for a pick me up.

I was dragging till Chad gave me an Alabama Ass chaw. Now it's time to Roll Tide!

by Saban's finest December 17, 2025

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ASS-CO (asymptomatic covid)

A Public Health term: an easy to understand concept that dumb motherfuckers still ignore.

DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are an asymptomatic COVID carrier. Do you wear a mask?

ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!

DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.

ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?

DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”

by Magic Brain Pills September 6, 2020

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