Dick Laportapottie

What happens when you cross premature ejaculation with a temporary toilet facility.

I was baning this bitch in the porta-john and I had to read the writing on the wall so I wouldn't have a Dick Laportapottie.

by pee-NuT December 1, 2007

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Ants dick

This persons detach to grow more than his original size and fattening

Ants dick look small and slinky but that niggas dick get long and fat WOW!!!!!!!

by The muscle February 5, 2025

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Spidey Dick

A very veiny red dick that shoots sticky-web like cum

Brittani: "Hey, nick looks pretty hot, he might get it tonight!"
Megan: "EEWWW! I hit dat last night, he got a spidey dick!!

by pussytoast69 August 2, 2011

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A male genitalia used to fuck women by the two holes, or possibly a male in one hole - the ass hole. This male genitalia "dick" is used to fuck all prostitutes, at all times A.K.A 24/7 - just like Kai fucking Aliya.

Kai shoved his dick up Aliya's wide pussy.

by i'vegot12345678dicks December 7, 2017

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Billy-Dicked

When you use your dick as a billy club to hurt someone.

Did you hear Jamal billy-dicked Shaniqua! It was crazy, blood everywhere!

by AngriestOldMan April 6, 2017

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Big Dick Derek

BDD or Big Dick Derek is a fellow with an enlarged penis, hence the name
Mainly Black, sometimes white. and in a few rare occurrences, Asian.

Closet gay: Yo you saw Derek in the YMCA shower the other day?
Pussy Catcher: Yeah, mans got a gigantic fucking cock
Closet gay: Agreed, mans a Big Dick Derek

by Dontbrushyourteethatworkgaybot January 31, 2022

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