Ass-wipe

Like a lick-ass, but x10. An ass-wipe doesn’t just lick their ass but they lick it, wipe it and clean it too. Mostly goody-two-shoes but could be anyone

“Luke is the BIGGEST ass-wipe to Mr Smith, he problay has a secret shrine to him.”

by coconut scones❤️ February 19, 2019

Kentucky Blue Ass

When a well-endowed person slaps that penis on another person's ass so much that it severely bruises.

I'd love to show Lyle Lovett a thing or two about Kentucky Blue Ass.

by Nordine October 20, 2021

shin on his ass

bad attitude

He had a shin on his ass.

by Biden we be good August 10, 2020

Ass cookie

Soften stool that depicts the look and feel of a cookie.

My stomach hurts so I’m going to go to the bathroom and make an ass cookie.

Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.

by MarinaCityBrian December 22, 2018

Ass clown

A person that speaks nothing but absolute bullshit

Hey Jefferson have you met Joey yeah Joey is a real ass clown

by Kate is your mom March 12, 2022

Gay ass nigga

Stupid nigga who ain't get no bitches so he likes men

Henry: Sup dawg
Julien: remember when I squeezed your ass so hard you came
Henry: shut the FAWK up you Gay ass nigga

by I'm a real nigga June 23, 2023

Ass Crowning

Sticking your head up a huge anal cavity (Scouse)

Do you want to be my Queen, if so I need to be a king so bend over bitch I'm gonna do some Ass Crowning tonight baby.

by Haruspex wow August 10, 2018